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Thursday, October 2, 2014

UNIVERSE AND THREE BLIND MEN


“Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic” Third Law, Arthur C Clarke

We had set out to write about man’s perception about the universe in the context of space-time, and the contribution of Sir Arthur Clarke to this understanding, unfortunately we failed to quit the shores of Sri Lanka. So..
CASE OF THE MISSING LADY
We were arguing about the mythical Time-machine with Dad in our salad days, when he expostulated against any possibility of its existence, saying it will lead to logical (not legal he, he, he) complications. If the user travels back in time and assassinates one of her direct ancestors, the time-traveller will cease to exist as her lineage itself will be poof…!!! chole gache!!!.. A classical ‘bootstrapping’ paradox. Alas you are a Newtonian Dad we said, but in the Einsteinian scheme of things, the progression of a human being’s life can be construed as a graph in a 5-dimensional continuum and in bumping off her ancestor, she is removing the equivalent of a snap in a Euclidean 2x2 graph, leaving all the other 5-dimensional images intact, which to the blinkered senses of a human, will again look like the life lived by the ancestor, the fatal moment perhaps looking like a TV blip caused by a passing electrical disturbance. I don’t understand this at all said Dad in despair. Daddd...we teased...the classic crime query " what murder can a man be never  accused of?" ...killing his own widow"  comes off the hinges here...". Of course Dad once had eminent comrades, esp the Aetherists.  Till Sir Eddington measured the starlight deflection during the solar eclipse of 1919  at Primcipe island off the African coast, many thought of Relativity as a passing fad...

Sir Arthur Clarke was one of the leading writers who strived to drill the brand new Einsteinian sense into old Newtonian jugheads, brilliant though they may have been in their days. Sir Bertrand Russell (ABC of Relativity), Sir Clarke (see Collected Short Stories), Max Born (Einstein’s Theory of Relativity), later George Gamov (1,2,3…Infinity) and Isaac Asimov (Essays) were some of the evangelists of the new creed.

The theme of the blogpost really is Sir Arthur C Clarke’s contribution towards helping humanity comprehend a >3 dimensional universe. His contributions in the shape of geosynchronous satellites, online commerce etc. have already been highlighted in the previous despatch.

Stephen Hawking in his Brief History of Time illustrates the shenanigans by asking the reader to map the two dimensional world to three dimensions and three to four, so as to enable her to imagine 4 dimensions as a successor to 3. The three dimensions are represented by a 3-D picture drawn on the 2-D plane of the book, and the fourth, the corkscrew progression of the 3-D image...- a dry way to explain the theory to dummies. Clarke employed fiction to open multi-dimensional vistas before the reader, and to give her a flavour of ‘real’ reality. For example in the short story Wall of Darkness, he employs the concept  involved in the making of a Moebius Strip, which is a single dimensional plane - that is a plane with only one side, and its 2-3 dimensional equivalent , the Klein Bottle, which looks as if it is enclosing something, but the inside and outside are one and same.

MOEBIUS STRIP
KLEIN BOTTLE

the protagonist of Wall of...approaches the ‘edge’ of the imaginary universe comprising one star and one planet, he runs into himself! Thence to stories about back-to-back universes with topological zippers...Of course his stories invited criticism from friends and non-friends alike, one from among the former species being none else than Sir Isaac Asimov. One non-friend critic for instance says about Wall of…: “But it fails me to recognise how exactly the "wall situation" works with a universe in such a shape”. The short answer to such nit-picking is that chyaayla Maaaan..! you are critiquing the story without recognising that it is a call from another World. Had comprehension of the underlying world been so straight-forward as to be amenable to our language and our concepts, there would be no raison d etre for this genre of fiction…!

Another World-view was attempted thus by a writer, (Clarke or Asimov?), again inducing the reader to mentally extend to 4-dimensions, a scenario easily recognisable in a 3-dimensional world.

Imagine a two dimensional creature crawling on the surface of Earth. It starts drawing an ever expanding spiral, starting point being the North Pole. The process goes on and on, at the end of which, the 2-D chap finds find itself hemmed in by its own circle- at the South Pole. The 3-D version will of course be like this: a human being starts applying layer after layer of thick paste on a cricket ball, which solidifies quickly. If she survives for aeons, she will find herself boxed in (‘hemmed in' applies to a plane and ‘boxed’, to 3-D space) in the sphere of her own making. Instead of the sphere being in an expansion mode, it closes upon her...
2-D CREATURE IS THE TRIANGLE
HEMMED IN
An interesting corollary stemming from the Wall of Darkness was proposed by Sir Clarke: an infinite but bounded universe, the hypothesis equipped with the mathematics of it:


Draw a circle on this paper, centre ‘o’ and radius ‘r’.. The mass ‘m’ of an object located in the circle, which is our Universe is governed by a Lorentz-lookalike transformation:

m= f {k/√( r^2-d^2)} where k is a constant and d the distance of the object from the centre, the mass--->∞ as d--->r.

Thus, as the object approaches the circumference, its mass increases, approaching infinity, and therefore the object cannot go beyond the circumference. The universe is infinite, but bounded by the circumference... something like the Xeno’s Paradox:
ACHILLES LOSES TO TORTOISE
Xeno (5th c BC), the Greek philosopher formulated this paradox. The mythical Greek sprinter Achilles can’t beat the tortoise which has a significant head-start, for by the time Achilles catches up with the tortoise, the reptile has moved a bit ahead, and so on...


The idea of Relativity perhaps pre-dates Albert Einstein, but the significance  was brought out by him. He developed it as an all-enveloping philosophical concept and applied it to all walks of life. Unquestionably the greatest human born, to YT...This blog’s rajkavi, the virile, hard hitting poet who wrought iron words with a feather quill William Blake wrote:

To see a World in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the Palm of your Hand, And Eternity in an Hour....

After Einstein, add another line to make the experience complete: Behold the Nature of the Universe in a Mathematical Equation!

Finally, where does Schrödinger’s Cat cross Sir Clarke’s path? The word ‘indistinguishable’ in the opening quotation has been construed by some as referring to this cat phenomenon which is an interesting sidelight of Quantum Mechanics. It refers to the uncertainty that haunts an observer of a fundamental particle like the electron. The particle’s state and position change in the very act of imaginary measurement. In Schrödinger’s ‘Thought Experiments’, he proposed this model which came to be known as his cat experiment. It’s at best an amusing idea:...goes like this: if the cat’s life and death is contingent upon the state of a particle, the cat must be both dead and alive at the same time. Given the eminence of its formulator, there is hardly any sci-fi writer or physicists who has not delved into the afsana-e-cat...
CAT IN BOX

Saturday, September 20, 2014

SCHRODINGER'S CAT IN SRI LANKA

Travelling to Sri Lanka recently, Junior and YT were counting blessings, that is spots to be visited- first and foremost Tooth Relic Temple, at Kandy, which in fact was our real destination, then some of the fantastic Lankan beaches, the Royal Botanical Garden, the Polonnaruwa ruins, Colombo, Galle Fort, the Elephant Orphanage….and we did justice, not wholly and in full measure, but substantially, ohhh….NOT again…. we mutter, as we run a check on last blog entry on Bhairavi….how this bally line continues to bedevil this blog I sayyy…..the blog seems to have developed a mind and an ishtyle of its own, and gathers its old friend and relatives again and again…it’s beginning to seem that CVB and YT are two different persons…-like Phaedrus and Robert Pirisig…ha, ha, ha…

‘Serendib’ was the name given to Ceylon, now Sri Lanka, in the wee hours of the Christian era by Arab travellers, and  in the 18th century, Horace Walpole derived the term ‘serendipity’ from the Persian story ‘Three Princes of Serendib’, defining it as that peculiar knack for stumbling upon ‘fortunate happenstances’ which formed the character or fitrat of the Princes, who in Walpole’s words, were “always making discoveries, by accidents and sagacity, of things which they were not in quest of”…whewww..

‘whewww’ because it turns out that the above 200 words are couched into exactly 2 sentences…bahh…! We always despised the Germanic style of lawwwnngg sentences with lots and lots of subordinate clauses…now you get what we mean when we say the blog has developed an ishtyle of its own and is its own master, he, he, he…like Sir Arthur C Clarke’s machine HAL, the protagonist of ‘Space Odyssey’ ...but wait…!... before judging on CVB: here is a sentence from the stable of that master of English language H.W. Fowler, which is lawwwnngg but not unwieldy, some neat penmanship, and in bonus, it also explains the long and short of a sentence- the prerequisites …"Actual words given as such should also be begun with a capital letter; and if they consist of a compound sentence, or of several sentences, a comma will not suffice for their introduction; a colon, a colon and dash, or a full stop, with quotation marks always in the last case, and usually in the others, will be necessary- but these are distinctions that need not be considered here in detail.” (for IK follows these rules intuitively-editor)

Back to Serendib…

Could ‘serendipity’ have an antonym? Alas the answer is a tame Yes, delivered in the manner of a  sigh…it’s  ‘the uncanny talent to overlook something supremely important, and repent at leisure over it’. What we forgot was the remarkable fact, that the great scientist    Sir Arthur C. Clarke made Sri Lanka his home settling at Unawatuna in 1956, and stayed there till his demise in 2008. He did a Visvesvaraya, being knighted by the British Empire, and then being decorated with the Sri Lankabhimanya, or the Lankan ‘Bharat Ratna’ in 2005. The grievous omission in the itinerary was discovered by Missus when she espied the sign ‘Turn for Sri Lankabhimanya Sir Arthur C Clarke Highway’ when travelling to Bandaranaike Airport from Colombo on our way back. Sir Clarke  was enamoured of the Lankan scuba-diving scene, the tranquility, the easy-going, kind, unrushed folks but Kya zamana hai…the reason for the holy emotion towards Lanka cited by Posterity-ki-bachhi is the sexual preference of Sir Clarke…his closest friend Sri Leslie Ekanayake (not Sri Lanka, ehh…) was supposedly his paramour, case of morbidly commercialising a nitant personal matter.., the most hilarious input on the issue coming from none else than Sir Clarke. Replying to a news correspondent’s query ‘are you gay Sir?’ all he said was “no, merely mildly cheerful!”. Of course Sri Lanka fascinated him…the evidence is strewn all over his writings…for instance in his series Rendezvous with Rama, there are so many endearing Lankan allusions…

In Sri Lanka, Colombo is the starting point of all major Highways, an exception being the     Arthur C Clarke Highway. In fact it connects the Colombo-Matara and the Colombo-Katunayake Highways at the mid-points. Likewise, Sir Clarke was never the starting point of this blog-entry. We deliberately and with feigned conviction stated above that ‘Sir Clarke basically was a scientist’ as a foil to the lines that here follow...Was he in general parlance, a Scientist or a Scientific Speculator or Littérateur? Really he was philosophical, he was a link between the two indisciplines …he, he, he…like the eponymous Lankan highway…a link between the ‘Two Cultures’ of Sir CP Snow, if one were allowed liberty to be a little vague…

The train of thought leading to the abovesaid incoherence was really flagged off by the quotation  "When I hear about Schrodinger's cat, I reach for my gun", ascribed to Stephen Hawking. It led to a round of philosophising between Senior and YT late into one night- the question of how to conceive the real ‘real’ Universe with the help of the crude sensory and mental apparatus provided to humans by the Supplier. Arthur C Clarke, Isaac Asimov, C.P Snow and Robert Heinlein on the one hand, and Newton, Einstein, Schrodinger, Hawking on the other, are characters engaged in this common pursuit, to unearth the story behind the illusion called ‘reality’. What the first group imagines, the second tries to root into ‘reality’, i.e. the accepted postulates of science. If we were to cook up a cinematic allegory based on the movie on Mary Kom, if the scientist corresponds to the real-life Mary Kom, litterateur would be  Priyanka Chopra...

Three such satellites are required 
by a channel  to cover the entire  earth:  
observe white circle completing
 one revolution in 24 hours
 that earth rotates in
For records we may recount Sir Clarke's contribution to the modern world: for one geostationary satellites   which  alone  made  channel  broadcasting  and   instant communication  possible   (that's a satellite placed in a calibrated orbit 35,786 km above the equator- a distance at which a revolving object will remain at the same spot down with respect to earth, so that it keeps pointing towards the earth based receivers at all times). He also anticipated Cold Fusion, Online Banking and Online Commerce 50 years ahead. A visionary...

From there, red-herringed by Sir Clark, the writer strays into Sri Lanka, and after succumbing to the temptation of quoting a favourite she-r, takes leave, even as he types furiously on the office computer, for it is late, and the security staff is dimming the lights...not forgetting calls from home…


Zara Si Baat Thi, Andaisha-e-Ajam Ne Isse
Barha Diya Hai Faqat Zaib-e-Dastan Ke Liye

It’s easy to understand…it’s not by Salman Rushdie, but by his very antithesis…Allama Iqbal…what matters is how you relate with your readers…and the jamaat knows the asinine motive behind the writings of the former…people love to possess a volume of Midnight’s Children, but no one finishes it he, he, he, the Booker Jury must have said…Ama yaar, le hi lo ab tum…


Back to Lumding from where the train-of-thought started for Haflong, in the next instalment of the entry..

SRI LANKA ALBUM
WITH OUR LANKAN STAFF
ROYAL BOTANICAL GARDENS

JUNIOR SHOT A CATWALK BY THIS 
AUDACIOUS MAGPIE ROBIN IN THE PARK
LAKE AND TEMPLE AT KANDY
SUNSET AT NEGOMBO BEACH




SURFING NEGOMBO BEACH

Sunday, July 3, 2011

PRINCE OF SARDONIA

The tail-piece of the last blog posted in April makes us reach for ‘ Fowler’s Modern English Usage’ ; after a long long time, it must be confessed. ‘Volumes of forgotten lore’ to quote from another blog of ours- The Raven. But we always carry the volume, like a talisman, being without it maketh us insecure.

If you remember, in our post script, the mongoose buyer smartly side-steps possible grammatical ghallu-ghara by placing two orders instead of one. Thereby he avoids the dubious ‘moongeese’ as well as the unwieldy ‘mongooses’.

A cursory reading of Fowler’s classic leaves us startled. To our consternation or should it be delight, we find that we have unconsciously copied many of Fowler’s stylistic attributes. For instance look at the following para from the book (the entry ‘split infinitive’):

“The English speaking world may be divided into (1) those who neither know nor care what a split infinitive is;(2) those who do not know, but care very much;(3) those who know and condemn; (4) those who know and approve; and (5) those who know and distinguish.”

We always believed this one-to-many appositive construction to be economical, direct and terse, and ergo, make liberal use of it.

And then the effort to eschew the use of the first person singular.

Interesting in this connection is the entry ‘one’. Nine types of ‘one’s are discussed . The principal discussion is on the use of ‘one’ in place of ‘I’ the first person singular, our bee-in-the -bonnet. As in “He asked me to save his life, and how could ‘one’ refuse?” As it substitutes a noun, it is a pronoun. On the merits of the usage, he says, among other things ( no inter alia/ winter alia, we are not on duty) :

“The writer should make up his mind that he will, or he will not, talk in the first person, and go on the sound assumption that one and one’s do not mean I and me or me and mine.”

Then, the entry ‘cliché’. The most ‘well-worn cliché’ in view of YF is : “ to use the well-worn cliché”. It shows that the author using this deadly expression is (he, he, he, sunbaai) (i) a prig and a muggle (ii) he or she is not really third rate, but only second rate, and (iii) carries a guilt-complex or an inferiority complex and not an industrial complex. We would rather be into-your-face, and Fowler approvingly quotes another expert, J.A.Spender:

“ The hardest worked cliché is better than the phrase that fails......”

We would like to ‘flag’ (missing C-W Bank) ‘split infinitive’, for that’s where the action used to be in the good old days when people were not linguistically deprived or depraved. Aar ekta ‘Gerund’ o' chilo.

“Let us take an example: ‘in these circumstances, the Commission, judging from the evidence taken in London, has been feeling its way to modifications intended to better equip successful candidates for careers in India and at the same time, to meet reasonable Indian demands.’

‘To better equip’? We refuse ‘better to equip’ as a shouted reminder of the tyranny ; we refuse ‘to equip better’ as ambiguous (better an adjective?) ; we regard ‘to equip successful candidates better’ as lacking compactness, as possibly tolerable from an anti-splitter, but not good enough for us. What then of recasting? ‘Intended to make successful candidates fitter for’ is the best we can do, if the exact sense is be kept; it takes some thought to arrive at the correction; was the game worth the candle?”

We would like to place ‘The Mongoose Theory’ on a pedestal. Beside Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity.

The issues that ‘emerze’ (Chabiwala Bank back at work again, tomorrow, Black Monday) are obvious. Do we really require that kind of gyan in today’s world?

We recall ₭’s views. After a futile vigil for nilambari, he is arguing with A on the correctness of what the hawai-sundari announced on A’s first excursion into the skies. “Passinjers are requasted to kindly fasten their seat-balts”. Great, he forgot what the lady looked like, but notices what she said. If you revert to 1,2,3,4,5 above, we can safely say, ₭ ijj (3) and A ijjjj (4). The end of their sparring is “ A: baba, meaning ta konbhey hoyegachhe” and ₭ retorting, “baba, wordser ki dorkar, she could have just gestured like in the Sunday 2 o’clock news, if conveying meaning is the purpose of it all”. Touche, and banggg! - there appears nilamabri, as if Saraswati appearing by way of vindication.

We recall (of all), Yogi Deveshwar’s views on the subject. He is the Chairman of ITC. The views changed our perception of Corporate Top Management, until we noticed that he was alone at the bus-stop. He said something to the effect that “ my daughter sends SMSs in that odd vowel-less lingo, but I detest it. I prefer to be grammatically correct.” It’s linguistic manners, maannn!

It’s clear now, the Cherrapunji clouds suddenly vanish. Weeeeee…. adopted Fowler’s style unconsciously, for our mental make up appears like- mince no cheating-beating haaaaan!

Tip of the leap year: sell ITC, he, he, he.

Like any other person who has applied his mind to the business of language, we occasionally mused about the tyranny of Grammar. The whole thing is that ke bhaiyya at school, it was part of your ‘studies’ and not part of your recreation. We developed interest in the works after we returned to it with holy curiosity, and when it was ejected by other subjects on the curriculum.

Most important in favour of equipping yourself grammatically- how do you prove your linguistic point if you do not know grammar?

Suppose your friend says “ I sat him in the train” (after taking snakes in the hole). You know it is incorrect. But how will you convince him? You should tell you that there are beyyyy types of verbs, intransitive, which end with the subject, and transitive which require a subject and an object for performance. ‘Sat’ is intransitive, YOU can ‘sit’ but cannot ‘sit’ anyone else.

You find a wealth of ideas, explanations and revelations in Fowler. What always lay at the back of your mind, but was latent, and Fowler throws a torch beam on it, making it alive and kicking. Read ‘road’ vs. ‘street’, for instance. The book forms one organic whole. Has to be read from cover to cover. It is like a treasure hunt. Refreshingly sardonic. We’d bet our last shirt on its eternal relevance (darling make it the one kept for holi.)

Now for a post script.

Robert Frost of “ the woods are lovely, dark and deep” is spending a vacation with a friend in the Alps. They survey the snow-clad peaks and friend talks about the beauty of nature, asking for Frost’s expert comments. “Well……., I don’t talk shop when on leave, sorry boss!”